DAZ WATCHES CRAZIEST PAGEANT MOM

Publisert 18. juni. 2021
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  • I'm From California and I definitely hate pageants like what's the point on winning a plastic crown and about nails I always wanted to get acrylic nails and I got them for the first time and I hated them and I got them again a couple months ago before my birthday I hated them even more

  • “I believe that all pageants should have the mum walk across the stage and all the judges have a rifle and just 💥💥💥” had me dead💀💀💀

  • These women don’t give 2 sh*tes about how the children feel

  • little kids beauty pageants aka the karen factory

  • A long time I have waited for the return

  • “I’d take her feet away” LMFAO I CACKLED

  • why is noone saying something about the *demon voice* "ElEvEn"

  • Yes Daz you can still teach children a lesson by hitting them on their hand if they are 5 or 8, also you are very funny

  • Shian: I train harder than rocky Me: OK so apparently you train harder than someone who punches heavy bags, lifts weights heavier than u and Has the speed of true fighter. Yeah... that's what I thoughy

  • If me and my siblings didn’t behave or do what we were told then we would get smacked on the bum and get a lecture

  • As a loyal Daz viewer, I can confirm that you are VERY funny Daz

  • Good old daz. Just subscribed years later. I remember the first pageant video :') the intro brings tears to my eyes. Hello again, Daz!

  • Bros never worn a big dress before. They can get extremely weighty. Big pagent dresses (for teens) can weigh like 50 pounds. Imagine having to walk elegantly with 50 extra pounds pulling you to the floor.

  • not to be that person but “rocky” weighed 173 pounds during the filming of rocky IV so no he doesn’t have 210 lbs on her but he is most definitely heavier

  • unfortunately one of my habits is sucking in my stomach like half way, so i look like the perfect weight. :/

  • Daz your not fat and everyone loves your you and your channel your not a sausage patty

  • I remembered you have a vine tattoo what are you going to tell your grandkids and what did you tell her daughter

  • The “training” is how rainfall disorders where born...let me tell you I feel so bad for that kid growing up feeling like she should watch her weight... that’s what I do and what is making me sick...

  • CSI and the petite division

  • The CSI in the petite to visit

  • Can we give daz for being the best dad ever

  • Daz is so funny he even makes himself laugh

  • Eleven and a hal-👹ELEVEN 👹

  • 8:15 to 9:08 is the funniest line. Omg I’m literally dying 🤣😂🤣😂 11 grand tho, god! 💸

    • The mortgage 💸 The food 🥪 The holiday 🏝 🤣 The fence and gate 🤺 The funeral (not really) 🪦 The retirement 👔 The water 💦 🤣

  • I JUST STARTED WATCHING THIS I LOVE IT LMAO

  • 16:07 Daz said fax with no paper

  • The mom must've trained for years so she could lift up the clothes herself. 😂 $11.500?! I will have to pay 11.500€ for my school the next 3.5 years

  • Daz-“Send her to the military” Lol 12:05

  • 6:36 right...

  • Yes dad you are very funny

  • THAT LAUGH 9:05 OMG HAHAHA

  • I actually wrote an entire paper on pageants and how damaging they are to children. No matter the age of the kid, their mental health was so bad after being held up to impossible standards by their own mothers. It's truly horrible what these children have to go through. Let kids be kids.

  • Hi Daz! The waving cat that's found in the nail salon is a Japanese figure called a manekineko (招き猫), the direct translation meaning "beckoning cat". This figure is believed to bring more customers to the establishment (whether is be a restaurant, a store, spa, etc.) by the beckoning them into the store. There are many Japanese and other Asian cultures that have that figure displayed in order, in a way, to bring good luck to the business by bringing in more profit.

  • Younger pageants are bullshit crazy and don't get me started on the 16-19 age groups that contend.

  • WAIT PAGENTS ARE STILL A THING??????? I THOUGHT THEY ALL DIED OUT

  • 6:15

  • 6:28 . I totally agree daz! Ur hilarious

  • I’ve never been allowed expensive clothes cos I grow so much but this week I got my first pair of jordans because I think I’ve stopped growing (btw I’m 14, 6”3 with size 12 feet so good things are hard to get in my size)

  • You can't enjoy money if you don't have any

  • I am rewatching some of Daz’s videos and at the start of this he’s giving me very much David Attenborough vibes from the way he’s talking.

  • So I'm gonna say something real quick. Her mom manipulating her about the money is the exact same thing my parents did and sometimes still do. Its a tactic that parents shouldn't step down to just so you can get what you want out of your child and that messes with them in the long run. It makes them feel like every bad thing that happens is their fault and that they owe everyone everything just because they exist. Rant over. I'll get off my soapbox now.

  • im 12 and i am already in therapy for body hate and other things so Daz really helps me when im down like when he went " sniff* sniff* sniff* w-whats that I smell....oh an eating disorder" because he does not like that people are doing this to young kids like me! I am in a toxic house hold and I get body shamed a lot so Daz really helps me by standing up for body positivity

  • 8:15 😂😂

  • "Before we do pageants, we exercise. " Excuse me miss, but did you say "We"?!?!?!

  • All that money could be saved for college... all that time could be spend learning useful skills and actually being a kid and having actual fun :(

  • 11 and a half - 11👹

  • As someone who does pageants, it’s the people on tv shows who have the crazy parents. Irl, the girls are incredibly kind and encouraging and the moms are nice too. And the pageants teach skills like stage presence and the interviews. It’s very different from what people think. :]

  • If daz hits 7mil subs can we get him in a corset? 👀👀👀

  • When he says 11 and 1/2 grand x2 Éłèvèñ It got me so bad funniest guys ever

  • I spend about 11500 on dresses Daz WHAT Me WHAT

  • “There’s mommy’s mortgage”😭☠️

  • That poor nail artist probably lost her job forced to put fake nail tips on a kid that's so young! I'm 27 and tried out fake nails for the first time a few weeks ago, and then recently removed them, and my real nails underneath were damaged from wearing the fake nails. They were damaged cause to wear fake nails you have to file your real nails all over like scoring clay to attach pieces together. The fake nails need grip for it's glue to hold on to both nails. And one of my real finger nails was damaged before putting fake nails on, that fake nail felt off. So my big sister found a way about it by adding a fake tip to the end of my damaged nail to give it similar length of all the other fake nails I still had on. She did a wonderful job of course, she knew all she was doing cause she's into fake nails longer than I have. And I took them all off more recently cause I was bored of the paint job even though it was cute and I also wanted my damaged nail from the start to get relief and get to healing. The end of it was damaged long before the fake nails, so it'll need to grow out and I'll have to trim off the damage so it won't be so floppy. So if the girl gets tired of her fake nails or well the tips they are gonna have put on her, they'll probably have to get them all redone to get a newer flawless look. And i have no idea how long in between wearing fake nails someone should wait for the next new fake nail set. I'm sure it's when the real nails are healthy and strong again, and that could take weeks probably. And her being so young, never had long nails, it'd probably be a struggle for her to get used to the length of the fake tips. They are lucky as Hell if they get thick, strong fake tips put on. Oh yeah, for my fake tip, my real nail had to be filed down kinda like a ramp so it had the grip for the back end of the tip to slip onto. The tip was glued on top, and then there was some nail powder stuff to build up over my real nail put on by clear coats in between each dip I think. It was built up so the thick fake tip was more or less blended into the rest of my nail. So it won't be fun for the girl if she was different fake nails that she'd probably have to wait for her real nails to heal a bit before new ones can be put on. I don't know how much she'd want her nail color to change, yet knowing me and I change mine quite a lot sometimes, that a little girl might get bored of one color quickly and wanna different color instead. I don't think fake nails can be cleaned of nail polish to switch it out since soaking the fake nails in nail polish remover to remove the fake nails, nail polish, and nail glue. Also my fake nails had melted from getting soaked in nail polish during removal of them. But that's probably cause they were thin kind and not thick. And I can imagine if any of her tips comes up that she'd freak out and neither of them would know how to get that problem fixed if possible. My fake tip was so strong, it outlasted all my fake nails! Most of my fake nails wanted to pop off at some point or another so I had to use some kind of nail super glue to put them back on.

  • DINOMYTE!

  • 11:11 “there are kids waking up in the world discovering that they’ve got no ducking head!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • A car to a car guy like me then the money is worth it XD

  • Every dancer has body issues I feel like

  • These pageant videos make me so depressed, idk why I watch them.

  • Daz: watches girl cry cause she can't have her nails done. Daz's response.... STICK HER IN THE ARMY GIVE HER A RIFLE

  • HA

  • Okay I can’t be the only one that thought the video’s title was “Craziest pregnant mom”

  • When she said that 11,500 casually that genuine “wHAt” from daz felt to real

  • She just ruined rocky

  • Not the eating disorder comments:(((( kids should not have to go through things like this and be judged on their looks, so damaging

  • 8:15 8:30

  • That thumbnail scares me

  • YES YUO ARE

  • This guy has so much confidence with himself I’ve actually had and have troubles with eating but watching his videos and him talking about how he could care less about how other people think he looks and that really helps me and he’s such a funny guy love these videos🤍🤍🤍

  • Pageants for kids are just a hell hole of insecurities for them Is what I think

  • You can’t hit kids now? But- my cousin get hit still?

  • You know what pissed me off when the judge said that she only judges the child by her looks I think that’s just horrible

  • 15:49 They turned the girl into a beta fish. Shes a beta fish now.

  • Bro I did pageants and my mother would fucking smack me if I acted like a little bitch girl. Ended up quitting and mother madrè was not happy. Let's just say she got her anger out one way or another

  • I know ones things for sure and I wouldn’t want to be called “petite”in a division what the hell have people lost it all…?

  • She’s not the expert…stop commanding certain nails-

  • 8:09 but she really didn’t have to spend her money on that…no ones forcing her with a gun to her head I call bullcrap on this one…

  • My heart is touched..these poor children shouldn’t be struggling by lifting up their talent full dresses…

  • “… smack a b*tch”

  • i just watch the videos from years ago

  • The :cat way: 😅🥲😂

  • Cringe 😬

  • Daz:i would take her feet away she would have to crawl to school me:wHaT tHe HeCk

  • I've been in a few pagents and let's just say that I gave up bc I was the only one wearing jeans

  • let me get this strait she put her kids through hell to pay the bills

  • When she put the nails on i was like why are you going to get them so long especially for a child because two weeks from they are going to get longer and might hurt her

  • "elev- 👹 ELEVEN 👹"

  • As a kid if i wanted to be in karate my grades had to be B or A only, or i would get kicked out. Pretty strict, but kinda reasonable

  • Daz ahah uhuh Also daz I don’t know what that was 🤣🤣🤣

  • “Eleven in a half-“ “Eleven in a half- 👹ELEVEN👹”

  • My body insurances are from my dads gf not my real mom.

  • I think child pagent should be illegal.....it's honestly disgusting

  • I found him by mistake….best mistake in history

  • These Pageants are totally wrong 😑

  • Daz:"iwatch" Me: "somebody please kill me"

  • Your the best

  • “Halfway round track with an ice cream in my hand True story” 😂😂😂😂

  • With 11500$ I could buy at least 100 burgers

    • 1000*

  • “Send her to the military” 💀💀jeez daz settle down 😂😂

  • i think she cried over the nails because it was the only thing she could really wanted but idk

  • the maneki-neko, also known as the welcoming cat, lucky cat, money cat, happy cat, and beckoning cat, dates back to the 17th century and has since become one of the most popular features in Asian businesses.